b-millsbitch: i want a boyfriend that will listen to Social Distortion with me all day and go to the park with me.
theflavourofyourlips: it’s hard to stay in touch with internet friends I just want you to know that even though we haven’t talked in a long time I still care about you
It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
dietchola: there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
Me: Hey close the door, please
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
wescalou: don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die